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CHIASEEDIN' A NUT
01:06
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YUNG BAGO
LIL TOASTY
BAGELBOYZ
VOLUME 2
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SEEDS LACKIN
02:32
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yuh
you already know who it is
you already know what the fuck boutta happen
AAY
i bought a bagel from the dunkin day before
(before)
you know that bagel got some poppy on the floor
(the floor)
i knew that bitch cooking that shit could have put more
(put more)
i get no sesame she start a fucking war
I HAD TO TAKE THE BACK DOOR
I HAD TO,,
I HAD TO
buyin baked goods I expect no one slackin
if I see poor quality, ima start attackin
now I eat this shit and it calls for poor snackin
all these bagels front of me are severely lackin
(lackin, lackin, lackin, lackin)
(lackin, lackin, lackin, lackin)
(lackin, lackin, lackin, lackin)
(lackin, lackin, LACKIN, LACKIN’)
MY HEAD IS CRACKIN
(yuh)
THESE BAGELS LACKIN
(ay)
MY BRAIN IS WHACKIN
(yuh)
THESE BAGELS LACKIN
(ay)
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3. |
BRUEGGERS SPONSORSHIP
01:41
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LISTEN
UP MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE BAGEL STORE YOU FUCKS
LEMME GET SOME SPONSORSHIP SO I CAN GET SOME BUCKS
I NEED TO PAY THESE FUCKING BILLS AND GET SOME SURPLUS
IF YOU DONT LIKE MY FUCKING STYLE YOULL TAKE UP TSIMFUCKIS
(RIP)
HEY IM TALKING TO YOU BRUEGGERS
YALL BAGELS LIKE DREAMS
I LIKE THE WAY YOU PUT THAT FUCKIN
STRAWBERRY IN YO CREAM
IM TALKINBOUT
GETTIN IN THE BIG LEAGUES
GETTING IN THE BIG LEAGUES
WANNA BE ON TV
DUNKINS BAGELS ARE OKAY
BUT THEY HAVE ONE FLAW
THEY MAKE THEIR BAGELS WAY TOO HARD
IT REALLY HURTS MY JAW
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4. |
BREAD 2
02:11
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yung bago
bageltown new hampshire
i spy with my bagel eye
two bread hoes that finna boutta die
i spy with my bagel eye
some bad bagel bitches, don't be shy
bagels bagels i smoke em like meth
if you don't have bagels please consider death
bagels bagels i store em on the shelf
if you don't like bagels you should kill yourself
one to three
what do i see
bad bagel bitches waiting for me
four five six
pick up sticks
bad bagel bitches be suckin on dicks
colgate
crest complete
shootin drive by's.. on bagel street
colgate
crest complete
bread? nah, that ain't no treat
bagels bagels i smoke em like meth
if you don't have bagels please consider death
bagels bagels i store em on the shelf
if you don't like bagels you should kill yourself
((dont actually kill yourself take yourself to a therapist and get diagnosed, suicide isn't cool and we don't endorse it))
i spy
with my bagel eye
hard ass raps, with this bagel guy
i spy
with my bagel eye
think you fuck with bagels? bitch, why you gotta lie?
imma eat bagels all day all day, you’ll say, HEY, where’s all the bagels?
imma eat bagels all night all night, you’ll wake up with a shiver, no bagels, what a fright.
eatin lots of bagels is a must for me, toast that bitch and add some crust for me
eatin bagels all day truly is a dream, i better put some cream cheese on TO GET SOME PROTEIN
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5. |
OPEN SESAME
01:37
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yung bago
lil toasty
bagelboyz pt. 2
you already know
you already know
you already know
1 2 3 4 AAAAAAAAA
bagels bagels
BAD BAGEL BITCHES IN THE CLUB SAY WHAT
BAD BAGEL BITCHES IN THE CLUB SAY WHAT
WHAT
WHAT?
What
What?
what
wat
I’M JUST TRYNA TO GET MY DICK WET IN THE CLUB
I’M JUST TRYNA FIND A BAGEL BITCH AND SCORE A DUBB
You aint know the playas bitch you just know the game
Saw you in the bread aisle, what’s your fuckin name?
WE’RE BAGELBOYZ, CUNT, BREAD MAKES US GO INSANE
IF I SEE YOU HERE AGAIN I’LL BLOW OUT ALL YOUR BRAINS
BAD BAGEL BITCHES IN THE CLUB
BAD BAGEL BITCHES IN THE STORE
BAD BAGEL BITCHES GIVE ME MORE
asiago, everything, you know i got that bagel bling
jalapeno, or just plain, bagels always on my brain
poppyseed, sesame, they all taste fuckin good to me
so junk that bread and come along
we’ll smoke bagels all night long
yo man yo man i gotta say if anybody ever told you you weren’t worth nothin, they were right
ins--be inspired
open sesame
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6. |
SLAP MY NUTS
01:15
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vince™
slap my nuts
you love my nuts
slap my nuts
slap my nuts
absolutely free
slap my nuts
vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™
vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™vince™
slap my nuts
kids can do it, kids love my nuts
slap my nuts
slap my nuts
so easy, one finger
slap my nuts
if i can do it with one finger
you guys can do it with my nuts
eat my nuts
eat my nuts
absolutely free
eat my nuts
heres how to order:
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7. |
WHITE BREAD
03:28
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there once was a bagel, lived in bread tropolis
grinded every day and night just to get out
bein in a bread town was like being in necropolis
but you know our bagel did not pout
worked the bak’ry day and night to put food on the table
with child support and min’mum wage, his life was unstable
in his minds eye there’s no doubt, he’s a bagel, he would clout
days went by he didn’t die cause that’s not what the game’s about
bagel boy, in a bread city
gotta help a bagel out to make his life not shitty
bagel boy strugglin to survive
help a bagel out sometimes, help em all thrive
breadtropolis sucks, breadtropolis won’t forgive
bagel in a bread town? nah, you won’t live
but bagel boy screamed and cussed, his work ethic did combust
and once he had the money he’d turn em all into dust
his plan was meticulous, the accuracy ridiculous
he’d get in his car, and escape, nerves build up his funiculus
made it to b-town, hand him the crown
he escaped bread city, need more bagels just like him to make the world less shitty
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HOLE FOODS
02:26
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i got some motherfuckin problems
i got some motherfuckin problems and i cant let go
i got some motherfuckin problems
i got some motherfuckin problems and i cant get out
cause fuckin
everybody knows that bagels got a hole how else could
bad bagel bitches get their money and their gold but no one
knows how those hoes just came to be
no one knows that bagel bitches holes ‘r from me
bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and-
bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and-
bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and bagels and donuts and-
bagels, donuts, bagels, donuts:
they both got a hole READY FOR THIS POLE
DESENSITIZED TO ALL STIMULATION
A NEW DISEASE SPREADING ‘CROSS THE NATION
THESE FEELINGS INSIDE ARE ON AND ON
THE SACRED BOND BETWEEN BAGELS IS GONE
DESENSITIZED TO ALL STIMULATION
A NEW DISEASE SPREADING ‘CROSS THE NATION
THESE FEELINGS INSIDE ARE ON AND GONE
THE REGRETS IN MIND ARE ALL BUT GONE
my
dick is wet and my thoughs are gone and i
cant stop fucking bagels all night long ive
started fucking donuts but it aint the same
thans fats really just aint my game
my
dick is wet and my thoughts are gone and i
cant stop fucking bagels all night long its
gotten so bad i cant think fucking straight so
im not… i fuck male bagels till eight
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9. |
I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY
02:24
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yeah
uh-huh
yuh
lil toasty
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH I GOT
lotsa lotsa money
and i got
lotsa lotsa cash
yeah i got
lotsa lotsa money
but then stock
market had a crash
I HAVE NO MORE MONEY SO IM
WRITING THIS SONG
I GUESS INVESTING ALL MY CASH IN
BREADCOIN WAS SO WRONG
that was a joke, motherfucker.
you really think i would invest a single cent into breadcoin?
breadcoin was fuckin doomed from the start with a name like that.
nah fam, i didnt have money from the start.
(I HAVE UNLEASHED THE INNER DEMONS INSIDE ME
COME AND GET ME MOTHERFUCKER AAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH)
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
(bread is dead)
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH I GOT
zero zero money
and i got
zero zero cash
yeah i got
zero zero money
but then i
found my poppy stash
SO
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS MONEY
WHO CARES IF IM UNABLE
ALL THESE POPPY SEEDS
ARE ON MY FUCKING BAGEL
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
bagel
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10. |
THE PÔPIUM WARS
03:07
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YEAH
YEAH
GUESS WHO MOTHERFUCKER?
guess who
oh yeah
its lil toasty
oh yeaaah
get ready
ima do some singin
AAAAYYYYYAAAAAEA
YEAAHHHHHHHH
YEAAAAAHHHHHH
YEAAAHHHH
YEAHYEAHYEAH
YEAAHSAHSAASASGFSADSGHGFAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHH
YEAAH
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
you can go suck a stick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
you can go suck a stick
yeah
YEAAAAHHH
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
you can go suck a stick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
you can go suck a stick
you can go suck my dick
(vocal interlude)
bagelbitchsdonmydick
you can go
suck a stick
bagel bitches
suck my meat
bagel bitches
they can't be beat
bagel bitches
suck my meat
bagel bitches
can't be beat
bagel bitches
suck my stick
bagel bitches
suck my kiss (its like that one red hot chili peppers song)
suck my meat
suck my meat
bagel bitches
cant be beat
bagel bitches on my dick
bagel bitches on my dick
you know it can't be beat
bagel bitches are my treat
bagel bitches are my treat
suck my stick
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11. |
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129 items on the fuckin menu
need a bagel concert, this place is your fuckin venue
yeah you can eat there or take it all away
soup in a bagel bowl make my fuckin day
soup and sandwich and clean and real
you pick two just 10 bucks what a fuckin deal
now they got some cars they can bring shit to my house
gotta crouton, in tomato soup i’ll douse
i want a salad
-got it sir
i want a soup
-we have it sir
i want a cookie
-got it sir
what don’t you have?!
-nothing, sir
you got what i need, panera
can you give me the bowl, please?
hand me the bread bowl and
hand me the baguette
make me feel so right
p a n e r a w a v e is a kind of place where you go
when you're craving a bagel
panera please give me the soup and the sandwich
and the clean
and the real
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i got nothin in my fuckin brain
make me wanna go insane
smokin bagel extract
givin me cataracts
when my fuckin brain is empty
nothin bout me is exemplary
you know there aint no glory
im another fuckin story
high on bagels
cry on bagels
it dont matter
thoughts will shatter
high from bagels
die from bagels
it wont matter
heads will splatter
nothin seems to heal me and my
stupid short memory
but hopfully some time will
get me back on the dime
im not gonna quit now
while my logic's still around
ive got my whole life ahead
you wont wont catch me fuckin dead
high on bagels
cry on bagels
it dont matter
thoughts will shatter
high from bagels
die from bagels
it wont matter
heads will shatter
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BAGELBOYZ New London, New Hampshire
lil toasty // yung bago
straight outta bageltown, new hampshire
fuck you
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